Dare to go smaller with the world’s tiniest thong—crafted to be even more minimal than any traditional men’s or women’s design. The Eunuch Micro Postage Stamp Thong is shockingly tiny yet engineered for full front coverage while leaving almost nothing behind.
Perfect for breaking records and turning heads at the beach, this ultra-micro thong features a sleek, genderless front—neither male nor female. The unique design tucks and secures everything smoothly, creating a seamless silhouette with the smallest possible fabric footprint.
Whether you're looking to redefine swimwear or simply love the feel of barely-there coverage, this thong delivers unmatched minimalism.
